marsincharge:

angel-baez:

What the fuck

I cannot believe….

(via petitplum)

steveandcathforever:

It’s the little things in this scene that made it so painfully real, like the visible trauma in Steve’s eyes, the terrified acceptance that this is how he’s going to die, and something as small as just watching his hands when he’s being held up; how he grasps for something to hold on to but ends up balling his fists and visibly shaking. He’s so alone, even with so many people in the room, he has no one to hold onto, no one to cry out to who will listen, so he just latches onto the last bit of strength he has and just cries because it’s the only thing he can do.

(via gentlemenindistress)

beatcopjake:

glennsrhees:

you should all be watching b99

#i love this and i cant tell which is my favorite part #1: the idea that holt arrived at like two in the morning and sat there watching his adopted son and daughter in law sleep #2: the idea that two grown ass detectives didnt notice their captain sitting three feet away from them #3: the idea th at holt carefully snuck around jake to eat his eggs and then carefully tucked him and the empty plate back in #honestly it’s probably that one what a petty man i love hin #him (via @queer-cheer)

(Source: glennsrhees, via frayedpatches)

lesbianakari:

So there’s this post about Lance’s eyebrows getting development through the seasons (x) and I would like to argue that Lance accidentally shaved off 1 of his eyebrows then, crying, shaved off the other so at least it would match and this whole time his eyebrows have just been growing back.

It happened at the Garison and his agonized wail after fucking up the first one terrified Hunk, who burst into the bathroom expecting Lance to have been stabbed or something. Once Lance gets over his devastation he’s so touched that Hunk was really ready to beat his “stabber” to death with a text book.

And the real reason Lance hated Keith: Lanc e said “Hi” to him once and Keith responded “You don’t have eyebrows” and then Keith left. Immediately (because he couldn’t believe he said that out loud) and Lance just screamed “I KNOW” after him and that’s the start of their rivalry.

(via satire-please)

transientmorality:

When your hubby is still not trained

(via tissueoflies)

brightestgay:

this is based off something someone said in a discord server. anyways

(via satire-please)

onthespectrumwriting:

i find it both incredibly funny and endearing that mikey holds onto his big brother when he’s nervous, and don’s immediate reaction to danger is to get mikey out of sight. 

vedajuno:

selfsoulfriend:

selfsoulfriend:

bill and ted but with 2010s slang would be fucking lethal

this is most un-woke ted my dude

*both in unison*

oh, biggest mood

(via frayedpatches)

shazampanic:

leverage season 1: let’s help a hardworking, honest young patriotic veteran w/ a disability who just wants to get back to the workforce

leverage season 3: let’s steal a federal witness and set him up for murder, fuck the courts. let’s steal the department of defense it’s not treason as long as we give it back probably. 

leverage finale: lets fucking find out every company who got a government bailout they didn’t earn after the crash and DESTROY THEM. destroy the us banking system destroy the companies let’s take on interpol to do it goddammit 

leverage if they’d gotten another season, presumably: lets travel back in time and kidnap george washington and then steal the declaration of independence and erase all eagles from existence by stealing the first ever eagle

(via frayedpatches)

onthespectrumwriting:

benefits to being the smallest sibling: you can climb all over everyone else.

hawaii50s:

#Mcdanno: A Summary

mondogecko:

im rewatching the first episode and i just realized that donnie stops to take a selfie jkfadnkdas

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

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penny-anna:

Consider: Hobbits unused to carrying swords, initially VERY unclear on when it’s appropriate to whip em out

Merry and Pippin have a disagreement over, idk, whether cake or pie is better and both draw their swords like ‘HAVE AT THEE’ 

meanwhile Aragorn in the background like, boys please, please boys those are sharp

Frodo: *napping*

Boromir: hey Frodo wake up we need to talk-

Sam: he’s having his nap sir

Boromir: Sam please this is important

Sam: *draws his fucking sword* HE’S HAVIN HIS NAP GO AWAY

Frodo is slightly more sensible & very polite

Frodo: *sees Aragorn with his sword drawn* oh is there trouble. should i get out my sword

Aragorn: …no that’s alright

Frodo: are you sure it’s no trouble

Aragorn: Frodo if i want you to draw your sword I’ll. I’ll say so alright

Frodo: ah, alright :) just say the word

Boromir: *grabs Sam’s sword* ok I’m confiscating this till you learn how to use it appropriately

Sam: *does not let go*

Boromir: *pulls harder*

Sam: *still does not let go*

Boromir: *slowly dragging Sam across the ground* HOW ARE YOU SO STRONG

Frodo: *waking up* WHAT… is going on

Boromir: *holding sword like 6 feet up in the air w Sam dangling off it* um

Sam: I’m handling it Mr Frodo go back to sleep

#okay literally the only thing not perfect about this #is that Pippin probably DOES know basic sword etiquette #he’s hobbit nobility #which means either he’s for once on the tall folks’ side #or he’s just INTENSELY faking it because this shit’s fun as hell

Bold of you to assume Pippin paid attention in any of his lessons ever

(via meandmygayass)

vinnie-cha:

who looked at an android blueprint and went  ‘hey, you know what would be cool?? a real time forensics lab in an orifice” bc i have exactly 4 questions

(via howtheskycries)

xxtc-96xx:

I headcanon that Uraraka might have to wear gloves to stop herself from floating herself away in her sleep

…and sometimes she forgets to wear them, so Aizawa has to go lasso her back

(via supershouyo)